Things our cat says to us: Woo Woo-oop Meep-wow Hee hee hee Wooow Wow Mee-wee-weep Heeeh Heh heh Woo woo woop Me weep Whirr-whirr-whirr (Weakly) Mheeeeh Meep Mow wow Things our cat does not say to us: Meow