For everyday use

“Rat baby rat baby rat baby!!” — “…Oh maybe that’s him!” –Monica; Phoebe, in the One with Phoebe’s Rats

“Alright, what are we havin’?” – Joey, in the One with the Cheesecake

“Could I BE wearin’ anymore clothes?!” – Joey, in the One where No One’s Ready

“P as in Phoebe, H as in Hoebe, O as in Oebe, E as in Ebe, B as an Bebe, E as in ‘ello mate!” – Phoebe, in the One with Joey’s Interview

“Chandler, if you can hear it through a wall, you know it too well.” – Monica, in the One where Ross is Fine

“Handle is my middle name. Wait actually, it’s the middle part of my first name.” -Chandler, in the One without the Ski Trip

“That is brand new information!!” -Phoebe, in the One Where Rachel Tells Ross

“You said, ‘Got the keys.'” “No I didn’t, I said, ‘Got the ke-eys?'” -Rachel and Monica, in the One Where Underdog Gets Away

“Custard, good. Jam, good. Good. Meat? Gooood!” -Joey, in the One Where Ross Got High

“Ohhh no.” -Phoebe, in like every episode

[About being called Pheebs] “That’s short for Phoebe? I thought that’s just what we called each other.” -Phoebe, in the One with Joey’s Dirty Day

“Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are ruined.” – Monica, in the One Where Underdog Gets Away