- The phrase “pet peeves”
- People who drive less than 5 over the speed limit
- The idea that fall is the best season (the best season is clearly summer)
- The ubiquity of the use of baby terminology, such as “fussy,” “put/go down (to sleep),” “starting a family,” “blowout,” “milk coma”
- Chips in disgusting flavors, such as chicken & waffles, sriracha, or salt and vinegar
- Allergies to cats, especially ones that prevent people from being in a home where a cat lives
- The word “nugget” used in any context other than referring to small pieces of chicken covered in breading
- People who say that climate change isn’t real
- Cords and plugs that are easily pulled out of the outlet
- Continuing to have to sit at the table after the meal is over (at least can we get up to put the dishes away?)
- Arriving somewhere before it starts and not having anything to do
- Someone telling me to do something that I am already planning on doing